Bieber Meets Metal
If Justin Bieber had a band that played like this, I just might listen.
Who am I kidding… I would never listen.
But, take out his vocals, and this track is legit.
The guy who does these has made a ton more from KISS and Metallica to Taylor Swift and Jonas Brothers. Check out more of his stuff here.
Jason *over and out*
McDisaster
I have never wanted nuggets this bad.
Never.
Well… yup, never.
Check out the video below (no sound, so make up the crazy dialogue in your head) and the full story here.
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Jason *over and out*
Hide It Under A Bush, Oh No…
I’m gonna let it shine!
I totally remember singing this song as a child. I loved to sing.
Our Sunday School teachers sang it with us almost every week.
I agree we’re supposed to be a light, but let’s think about that second verse for a moment…
“Hide it under a bush, Oh No! I’m gonna let it shine!”
Now, I’m no rocket scientist, but even I know hiding a fire under a bush won’t put out the flame. You’ll just have a BIG FIERY SHRUB and probably catch your clothes on fire. Look out lil’ children! And while we’re on the subject of open flames, “Who encouraged these children to play with fire?!?” Fire Marshall Bill would not approve.
Jason *over and out*
Bring On The Nightmares
I thought I had seen everything that could possibly creep me out in my lifetime.
Then I saw this video.
This will haunt my dreams forever. [ht: SFL]
My Daughter Is Losing It
Summer has begun.
Carrie is waiting patiently for Roxy Grace Bedell to come on out and join the family.
My wife is seriously being such a trooper, because let’s face it- it’s hot as crap out there.
My daughter on the other hand, not so patient.
Chloe was looking at Carrie’s belly and said…
“Roxy come out, come play with me.”
Nice.
So, Yeah…

In the wise words of my friend Mike, “I was gonna cut the grass, but then the World Cup started. In fact, I was gonna do a lot today, but the World Cup started.”
I couldn’t agree more.
I’m officially shut down for the next month.
Go00000000000000 U.S.A.!!!!!!
Jason *over and out*




