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Hide It Under A Bush, Oh No…

I’m gonna let it shine!
I totally remember singing this song as a child. I loved to sing.
Our Sunday School teachers sang it with us almost every week.
I agree we’re supposed to be a light, but let’s think about that second verse for a moment…

“Hide it under a bush, Oh No! I’m gonna let it shine!”

Now, I’m no rocket scientist, but even I know hiding a fire under a bush won’t put out the flame. You’ll just have a BIG FIERY SHRUB and probably catch your clothes on fire. Look out lil’ children! And while we’re on the subject of open flames, “Who encouraged these children to play with fire?!?” Fire Marshall Bill would not approve.

Jason *over and out*

Bring On The Nightmares

I thought I had seen everything that could possibly creep me out in my lifetime.
Then I saw this video.

This will haunt my dreams forever. [ht: SFL]

Wow.

4 years old.
No. Way.

My Daughter Is Losing It

Summer has begun.
Carrie is waiting patiently for Roxy Grace Bedell to come on out and join the family.
My wife is seriously being such a trooper, because let’s face it- it’s hot as crap out there.
My daughter on the other hand, not so patient.
Chloe was looking at Carrie’s belly and said…

“Roxy come out, come play with me.”

Nice.

Oil Craziness

(via psfk)

So, Yeah…

In the wise words of my friend Mike, “I was gonna cut the grass, but then the World Cup started. In fact, I was gonna do a lot today, but the World Cup started.”

I couldn’t agree more.
I’m officially shut down for the next month.
Go00000000000000 U.S.A.!!!!!!

Jason *over and out*

Wildlife’s Most Wanted

On the ride into work this morning I encountered some very unique ducks.
Am I the only one who thinks these guys look like they survived nuclear fall out???

Well, they came at me this morning.
Like they were all jacked up on Mountain Dew. They both hissed and began hopping at my bike as I rode closer. It was crazy.
But, since I’m so brave (ha, yeah right) I stuck around long enough to snap their photo.
Mainly because if I’m ever riding and turn up missing, here are the mug shots for who to be on the lookout for.
Wanted: Two Ducks w/ Nuclear Fall Out Red Faces, Known To Hiss and Drink Large Amounts of Mountain Dew.

Seriously, it could happen.
Jason *over and out*

Just In Case You Were Wondering…

Irony.

Caption please…

I’m A Proud Nerd.

I. LOVE. STAR. WARS.
My wife refuses to watch them with me.
I recently came across this website featuring TK455 and TK479, Stormtroopers in the Galactic Empire Army.
They take photos of themselves doing ridiculous things.
It’s awesome.
If you’re bored right now- it’s a great way to loose time looking at photos.

Jason *over and out*

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