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The Laugh Factor

Will Ferrell make me almost wet my pants.
IMO, This skit from SNL has to be one of the funniest things ever.

As followers of Jesus, we need the laugh factor.

I’m not saying following Jesus is a joke, following God is serious stuff. Life and death serious. But, if we’re serious in life all the time, we’re missing a big piece of who God created us to be.

We need to have fun, laugh till it hurts, joke around, play, engage life with a smile. Sometimes that means just letting loose and goofing off. Being a kid again. Something about laughter brings your guard down. It opens you up to others. A good laugh can be the beginning of friendships. In a time of financial troubles, oil disasters, war, and disease- what we don’t need is more seriousness and pain.

Goof off and lighten up.
It will do your heart some good.
We act-a-fool a lot at “Casa de Bedell” and it does our family good.

Jason *over and out*

Just In Case You Were Wondering…

In The Words Of Aladdin…

“Do you trust me?”
Well, it depends… on what kind of beard you have.
Wanna get schooled on how to know what beards to trust when???
Check out the complete graph of beards here
. [ht: j_rocka]

Jason *over and out*

The Cat In The Hat…

has never looked so cute.

Jason *over and out*

A Whole New Meaning To The Phrase…

“…Come as you are.”
A news report of a church here in VA. All I have to say is that I will not be introducing this type of service anytime soon at Forefront (to which my wife and everyone else will scream, “THANK YOU!”).

Man, Oh Man.
Try getting that image out of your head. Ha. Good Luck.

Jason *over and out*

Stinkin’ Huge Cell Phone

I just wonder… why? Because it stinkin’ cool that’s why. Imagine the workout you’d have to endure just so you could have the power to press those buttons down. Somehow I’m sure our bailout package helped make this happen. Where’s the benjamins in my pocket uncle sam?! Ha.

Jason Phoenix?!

So, imagine my wonder and dismay when I found out our student ministry pastor had been talking about me behind my “internet back.” Here is a photo of Joaquin Phoenix and a photo of me. Apparently, he claims that Mr. Phoenix and I share a likeness in appearance. I have two points to share:

  1. I did not shave my beard recently due to this comparison.
  2. If I ever flip out on my full-time career and start trying to pursue rap stardom like this guy, someone please punch me in the face.

Jason *over and out*

What happens when you leave your keys to the office sitting on your desk…?


You use twitter to get someone there with a key to let you in.
46 minutes. Bummer.
But it did give me a chance to respond to 38 emails. Nice.
I know how to turn a frown upside down people!

Jason *over and out*

Assault Rifles & Prayer?!

This is just ridiculous. Assault Rifles & Prayer?! This is the best way to communicate prayer to teenagers? Seriously?

I love the thought, “See, the assault rifle is like your prayer.” Hilarious.

[ht: link]

Water Fowl Fo’ Life

Sometimes there are stories on the news for which there are no words. Listen for the quote, “Maybe if more people had a duck in their life…” Classic.
[HT: Nat]

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